Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Calvin's 12 Layer
Sunday, July 29, 2007
Happy Birthday, Mi
with mum celebrating my 5th birthday (for once, you can call me a small kid)Satay Is Much Better Than Sushi
When you are married, making kids should be a normal process. When your kids have been made, surely you got to name them. As the Japanese will usually use the guy's surname for their kids, so generally, I will be using Ong for my kids. But then, of course she would want to have some Japanese taste in the name. Lets say I name my child as Yuki Ong. Join them together and you will get YuKiong. Sounds like 'You Kiong!'
Size does matter after all. You see, Japanese are generally short. Having said that, there are of course tall ones. As I have mentioned before this, I wouldn't want to have a wife which don't even reach my chest. That will surely men-siasueh-kan both of us. Both of us will looked abnormal. One too short, another one too long. One of the hard part will be when we are walking. My elephant one step will easily be her hamster three steps. Even if I walk a little bit faster, she will be having a 100 metre race on her own.
There will surely no other better reason than this. Communication problem within both of us shouldn't be a big problem even if she fail her England because I can still use my half-passed Japanese. Worst come to worst, we will just be using sign language. But problem crops out when she talk with my parents. I did ask my parents before this how if I really get a Japanese wife eventually.
Saturday, July 28, 2007
Tomato Chicken
Sliced chicken, minced garlic, cubed tomatoes and onions plus a beaten egg. Actually the batter made of wheat flour was a mistake. I shouldn't mix the flour with water. Never mind, another lesson learnt. As for the leeks, it's for my side dish. After cutting those chicken into small pieces, dip them into beaten eggs. Then spread them in wheat flour. Later deep fry them until they turn golden brown and you are done with the first part.
Then using some oil and tumis the garlic, put in the onion and tomatoes and fry them a while. Later put the deep fried chicken. This was the time when I realised I got no tomato ketchup with me. Again, I started my seludup activity from the kitchen downstairs.
Remember the two worrying points I mentioned earlier? To my relieve, my chicken was neither hard of sour. It was just as tender, even better than the one I used to have back home. Just one thing I will better it next time - that is by cutting the chicken into smaller pieces. My just-whack-it second try with tomato didn't disappoint me ^.- Calvin's personal rating: 8/10 P/S: Although my chicken and my leeks were done already, I got to wait for another half an hour before having the chance to try it, all because I forgot to turn on the switch of my rice cooker! Will You Do This For Your Sweetheart?
Please don't tell me I'm a small kid again!Friday, July 27, 2007
Sado Island - Special Edition (The Return Of The Parrot)
Thursday, July 26, 2007
New Term Of Stress Management
noun (plural stress·es)
Definition:
1. strain felt by somebody: mental, emotional, or physical strain caused, e.g. by anxiety or overwork. It may cause such symptoms as raised blood pressure or depression.
DoDo says (9:32 PM):
oi, is that a donkey???
wat da heck!!!
donkey looks like another animal ler
like dog
but oso like a cat
DoDo says (9:37 PM):
ur elephant, trunk cacat one
DoDo says (9:37 PM):
horse???
omg
i thought its an elephant
since when horse got such nose????
DoDo says (9:37 PM):
don make me laugh
i juz had my dinner
omg
damn funny lar u
lucky i din on mic now
else u would be hearing me laugh laugh laugh
DoDo says (9:38 PM):
omg
wat a goat
cacat mia
wats that
like cat mata menonjol
DoDo says (9:39 PM):
omg ..i cant stop laughing
DoDo says (9:39 PM):
lembu???
wait
monkey!!!!!!!!!!!!
DoDo says (9:40 PM):
omg
oi oi oi
stop
i cant stop laughing
DoDo says (9:40 PM):
monkey - crocodile face geh
DoDo says (9:40 PM):
hey hey hey
stop it!!!
i cant stop laughing here man
stomach damn churning now
DoDo says (9:41 PM):
wat orang utan
i c nth
whc part look like orang utan
DoDo says (9:41 PM):
omg
japjapp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stop it
my hands r shaking when i type
DoDo says (9:42 PM):
omg ..
wat !!!!!!!!!!!
isnt it the same with niao
the mouth???!!!!!!!!
like sinyu
DoDo says (9:43 PM):
omg ..
i cant stoplaughing
oi..
i anot type laeio
my hands rshoihking
DoDo says (9:44 PM):
y all the head muz be that way
all mata cacat one
DoDo says (9:45 PM):
wat da heck
tikus???
DoDo says (9:45 PM):
wat da!!!!!!!!!!!!
this?!!!!!!!1
u called it umbrella???
more like a tree
DoDo says (9:46 PM):
vampire konon
like orange
DoDo says (9:46 PM):
whale got pimples mia
DoDo says (9:46 PM):
like fish bone
DoDo says (9:47 PM):
u good u good
DoDo says (9:47 PM):
make me laughing non stop
DoDo says (9:47 PM):
wats yak???
obese cat ar?
DoDo says (9:47 PM):
hey later make sure u scroll up n laugh it urself
hahaha
damn funny mia
Here's the complete evaluation I got for my drawings. A: like an apple
B: like a babi
C: a cat with boobs
D: donkeycat look
E: cacat egg
E: elephant doing its ballet dance tip toeing. why fat n short legs?
F: flower yang dah layu
G: goatcat tail. wat happen to its mouth?
H: horsedick face. why got such nose?
I: island. ok lar, pass
J: no idea
K: same like the goatcat tail look
L: aint knw wat that was. got whiskers somemore
M: doesnt seem like a monkey to me
N: ok lar, pass la. juz hate that mouth, like sinyu from doreamon
O: the worst. aint knw whc part of it like orang utan
P: like chu pa jiet
Q: dat duck seems like wana learn how to fly wit its short wings
R: lagi funny. obese rabbit sitting in a cat basket
S: like snake suffer from brain tumour ar
T: tikus. the teeth cacat one
U: umbrella more like a tree to me
V: vampire konon. seems like those orange or pacman
W: whale wit zits
X: x-ray. more like a fish bone
Y: yak no idea. more like an obese cat to me
Z: zebra. yeah with those lines drawn but the mouth? its chin cacat mia, jaw line not good issit? the face, terkelengtong! What do you think? Any new comments to add to my drawings?
Supper During Exam
Muffin, a bread which I have already had a few bites on it, umeshu jelly (some kind of sake flavoured jelly but taste sweet). Last but not least, a packet of drink. I got this lion thing.
mine on the left while my friend's bunny is on the right
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Hope You Are Well
Hope you are well. Maybe some of you may find that there's nothing wrong about it. Yes, true. But I still find it hilarious. My first time seeing something like that from an official source. I just ignored that email as we have already submitted those forms a few weeks ago. Then last night, I got another email.
Again, it started with "Hope you are well" I guess this is the way the Japanese start their formal letter or email. But mind you, the language in the email this time was even keng-er. This was what I got last night. Dear Malaysian Post Graduate Officers / Students in Japan Hope you are well.Last time I sent email about Registration Form to you all and I received inquiry
what form I am mentioning... This time I attach "The Form".
I think most of students in Japan have already submitted it to Embassy
Just in case you have not submitted, please send us. Thank you very much. Funahashi
Embassy of Malaysia You all? Is that a direct translation from anda semua? Or maybe "お前全て" (Omae subete)? Is that actually a formal English? This time I attach "The Form". Doesn’t that sound so kiddy? It is like when my Art teacher used to tell us, Teacher: Okay boys, you know what we will draw today?
We: Dunno teacher…
Teacher: This time we draw "The Cow"! Anyway, he actually saved the best for the last. Please send us. Send them? But send them where? Pluto? This is what I call Janglish!
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
Stardy The Right Way
Ber-swimming-swimming using feather,
Ber-pain-pain sin,
Ber-kacang putih later. Still remember that? To be honest, I've started star-dying two weeks ago. But what I can say is that it almost came to nothing as up until last night, I will talk with the book for a few minutes (30 minutes being the most) and I will turn myself to my laptop next to me for the next few hours. Few minutes of star-dy, then a few hours of online-ing. That is why I put it as star-dy, instead of study. I guess I see stars more when I try my best to hit the books. Not saying that I'm kiasu or kiasi, but I know that just cannot continue like that. My exam is just two days away. Minus today, it will be only one. Tomorrow is going to be my D-Day. My DADA-Day (ask me if you want to know what that means). Eventually, I took the last resort. I didn't throw my lappie away. That was close, but I just can't do it to my lover. I know I can't live without it. So from last night, I unplugged all the wires and lock my laptop in the bag, then kept it out of my sight. It really worked. I managed to concentrare more, at least much more compared to before this. That is why if you might have noticed, I was offline for almost the whole of last night. One of my friend even thought that another earthquake had cut the internet line here. But I also got limits la. In the end, when it was close to midnight, I still took it out to online a while. Tonight will be the same again. I will be even stricter to myself. I will apply a self-ban to MSN, all chatbox and blog (even my own blog). Tomorrow I will start getting my brain deep fried. I just hope I will go through it nicely. Once I am done with it, then I can really enjoy myself this summer. Wish me luck in my finals!
Monday, July 23, 2007
J-English Speed Limit
A sesat-ed face! Moral of the Story: Speak and talk safely and remember your loved ones. Making people to go blur isn't the best thing to do. Sunday, July 22, 2007
Experiment When You Cook
The side dishes time time is fried leeks with pork, potato hash and two pieces of pumpkin hashes. Calvin's personal rating: 8/10 For dinner, my main base were seafoods. I cut the salmon into small pieces (but make sure not too small, or it will hancur when you fry them) and to add to that are cubes of big onions, carrots and capsicums. I made some prawn tempura as well. Just deep them in flour (tepung gandum), beaten egg and some bread crust. Lastly, deep fry them until they become golden brown. Saturday, July 21, 2007
Another Weekend Of Cooking
Then put them in the oven and baked it for about 8 to 10 minutes. Make sure you have a look at them from time to time in case they become rentung. As a side dish, I just fried some asparagus and that's my lunch for today.
Calvin's personal rating: 5/10
As for dinner, I changed wind and turned to Japanese dish. After the not very successful fried rice ala Japanese last night, I replaced the rice with noodles. I made yaki soba for my dinner. Again, it was quite a simple dish to prepare it. The ingredients are pork, cut cabbage, carrots and some mushrooms. Fried it like our normal mee goreng and you will get something like this.
焼きそば (Yaki soba)
This must be one of the simplest yet delicious meal I've prepared so far. Trust me, it really taste good!
Calvin's personal rating: 8/10Friday, July 20, 2007
Japanese Fried Rice
Japanese style fried rice.Ogenkidesuka Tortoise-khun?
October 2005Thursday, July 19, 2007
Let Me Pass For Once
Q: He where from?
A: Dunno la.
Q: He name how spell?
A: Dunno wat D-O-N-K-E- something la.
Q: Your first time ar?
A: Nola, few times liao.
Q: Number wat time liao?
A: Forget liao la. Cong chi, many la! Sounds like a rape victim under some interrogation, no? In case you don't know what interrogation is, I'll put it simple. It's soal siasat. Anyway, let me proceed to the second one.
Chapter 2
Q: You like what kind of girl?
A: Eh, why you ask? Dowan tell can onot?
Q: Then, your favourite girl in your class you dun like?
A: Got one girl nia wor.
Q: How you think of her ler?
A: Aiyak, like chameleon lidat lo.
Q: Eh, why chameleon? You like chameleon isit?
A: You siao ah? Of course no la. I like watermelon lagi best! Before I continue with the next one, one thing I'm very sure so far is that I will fare better this time compared to the last. I've used all those words given. What do you think? Okay or not? Can pass ar this time? P/S: I hope you can help me on this as soon as possible as this ass is due on Friday (tomorrow) at 2359. Thanks a lot!
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
8 (5) Random Facts About Me
- Each blogger must post these rules first.
- Each blogger starts with eight random facts/habits about themselves.
- Bloggers that are tagged need to write on their own blog about their eight things and post these rules.
- At the end of your blog, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names.
- Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’re tagged, and to read your blog.
- I like wantan mee very much. Don't ask me why but I just like them. Whenever I got back from KL everytime, my parents will surely either take me to the wantan mee stall or ta pao for me even by the time I reached Taiping, it's already 1am!

- I'm allergic to dust. That is why I don't like cleaning the room. It's not that I'm lazy or what. It's just because when I do those cleaning stuff which has dust on them, I will aa-choo (sneeze?) for sure. When I start aa-choo, then it will continue for the whole day!
- I don't watch anime nor read manga. I know this should surprise one or two of you, but even though I'm in Japan at the moment, I just not into these stuff. Again, don't ask me why. At least I watch Doreamon though ^.^
- I have huge feet. My shoe size is 10. In Japan, it will be around size 30 or 31 (cm). That makes me have a hard time everytime I go shopping for shoes. First thing I will look will be the size, instead of the design or price. That should answer you, Jaecy.
- I just feel that I must put this down again. I don't play basketball. Period.
- I said I'll only do 5 random facts about myself, did I? This will be an extra one. After living on this planet for 7404 days, I experienced my first big M6.6 earthquake two days ago.
I guess I will go against one of the rules above. I will break Rule #5 as I decided not to tag anyone this time although I have targeted someone before this.
So, Michelle, thank your lucky stars as you get lucky this time.
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Daijoubu?
そうですね。それは初めての経験でした。
だから、最初は「それは地震だ」のが分かりませんでした。
何秒もの後で、気づきました。
その時、私はチャットしていました。
私も地震の後テレビを見て、起こった被害にびっくりしました。
先生は安心してください。
皆さんは大丈夫です。:)
Was so (Yalor). That was (my) first experience.
So, at first, "That's an earthquake" thing (I) never knew about it.
Few seconds after, (I) realised (about it).
That time, I was chatting.
I also, earthquake after, watched TV, shocked with the damage.
Sensei please be relieve.
Everybody (here) are okay.
マレーシアのニュースでもこの地震について大きく報道されていました。
きっとカルヴィンさんのご家族も心配されたことでしょうね。
マレーシアにはこんなにひどい地震がないので、きっととても恐ろしく思うと思います。
日本中どこでも同じです、いつも地震の心配がありますから。
台風4号(正しい?)もひどかったようですね。
本当に気を付けてね。
きっと安心するでしょう。 :)
では、またね!
Even in Malaysian news, it was widely reported about this earthquake.
(I'm) sure Calvin's family were also worried, right?
In Malaysia, as there's no such terrible earthquake, (I) think sure (you was) really fearful.
The whole Japan, wherever it is, it's the same thing. Always the possibility of an earthquake is there.
Typhoon #4 (Correct?) seemed to be terrible too, right?
Be really careful, okay?
(I'm) sure (they will be) relieved.
Okay, see you!
大丈夫でしたか?
根津先生へのメールによると、あまり怖くなかったようですが、驚いたでしょう?
留学生はみんな大丈夫ですか。
授業は続けられるのですか。
ライフラインは大丈夫ですか?
マレーシアのご家族もさぞ心配なさっていることと思います。
地震に関しては、日本中どこにも安全な場所はないので、地震を経験するのもやむを得ないことですが、できれば経験したくないですよね。
大きい余震もあると思います。(日本事情で勉強したように)十分に気をつけてくださいね。
外の人たちにも高田が心配していたとお伝え下さい。
地震の被害がなくてよかったですね。
でもこわかったでしょう。広島ではぜんぜん揺れを感じませんでした。
マレーシアの家族には連絡しましたか。学校も寮も被害がなくて
本当によかったけど、まだ余震がある可能性があるそうですから、
どうぞ気をつけてください。
ぜひ広島に来るときは、連絡してください。カルヴィンさんに会えるのが
とても楽しみです。
では、カルヴィンさんの安全をお祈りしています。
小竹 直子
Spooked Like A Tiger That Went Meow
As you all should have know by this time, Niigata was hit with a big earthquake yesterday morning. Before this, I was wondering when will I be experiencing an earthquake in Japan. I know it will come, but I never knew when it comes, it was a big one. For the whole day yesterday, I've been playing hide and seek with the earthquake. Remember that tsunami that happened in December 2004? When I saw those people saying that they were still traumatized by what had happened to them even months have past since that incident, I wasn't really convince and was wondering how can that make them into that state. But I understand it eventually. Only after I went through myself the earthquake. There are people who kept on telling me to relax and saying that was fun. Yes, I do admit when you are feeling the building are shaking really hard, you will feel yourself like getting a natural massage. That was nice. But when it doesn't stop and continues for some period of time, it's time to get serious. Damn scary. Honestly, I was kinda traumatized by what had happened for the whole day yesterday. When I was walking, I feel the floor was shaking. When I'm sitting down, I felt the chair was shaking. When I was eating, I felt my spoon is shaking. When I was typing and doing my asses, I felt my hand was shaking. Even when I'm typing this, I still feel that the floor is shaking. But actually, during all those times, nothing was happening. I was just imagining that it was shaking. To make sure if that was really a shake or it was just my imagination, I placed a bottle of water next to my window. Whenever I felt a shake, I will be looking at the surface of the water to see if it was really shaking. Most of the time when I look at it, the water was still. So you can say that I've been imaginating it most of the time. Now, I'm damn sensitive, even to the tiniest of shake. But again, I wasn't sure if that's just my imagination. As I was trying to recover from it, I tried some ways. One of it is of course chatting in MSN. Initially when the morning earthquake hit, I was chatting. When I told them an earthquake was happening, they still could make fun of it. "Your place is shaking? Oh my fingers are shaking too. Faster take you laptop with you to keep you company!"
"Ohh volcano is erupting in my place! The lavas getting nearer and nearer! Help!!"
Very 'funny'. But I understand. I will do that too if someone suddenly said an earthquake is happening. There was a few who really believed me at that time. One of them is Dodo. Remember her? Dodo the bird!
For the most of the rest of the day, she was the one who open the consultation centre for me although it was a public holiday. And you know what, it was FOC. Even better, there was an OT for the consultation. Where can you find such consultation centre in the whole universe, right?
The Calvin that chatted in MSN yesterday was totally different. Just ask anyone who chatted to me yesterday. I had tons of spelling errors. When I said tons, I really mean it. 'Do me reports' became 'do my reposts' and 'ic ic' became 'ic uc'. Almost every time, I got to re-type my message. As a result, we ended up talking a new language called Tamdre. It is actually a mixture between Tamil and Andre.
Here is part of the crap we had.
DoDo says: well, at least i don speak tamil with u!
DoDo says: later u lagi blur ler, how?
calvin says: dei, tamil yen neh sapre deh?
DoDo says: deh na neh pun neh neh!
calvin says: dei, tamil tarak boleh ciakap, dei tamil saperse!
DoDo says: dell tamil hamil hamik mil mil mil!
calvin says: dei, tamil tarak boleh ciakap, jiangan ciakap tamil sama andre!
DoDo says: andre, andre, hi pa hipa andre andre!
calvin says: dei, lu betui betui bolieh ciakap tamil ka?
DoDo says: abuthe dei! dei andre nathan neh andre neha dil dei huh?
calvin says: porah!! dei tamil dunno, lagi mau ciakap!
OMG! Did you really went through that? Even if you did, please tell me that you don't understand what we were talking or rather ketam-ing about above.
That was just one of the lesson I got from Dodo's EQ Aftermath Consultation Centre. A Tamdre-ing lesson. I also got a singing lesson and also a terbalik-ing words lesson. Sounds cool right? I bet no matter how traumatized you might be after any disaster, this centre will sure have the remedy to cure you.
If not for the EQ-CPR on me for the whole day yesterday, I guess by now, I would be in Tanjung Manggis.
P/S: There were still some small aftershock quake throughout the night yesterday. Even when I hit the bed at 2am, there were still shakes. I felt the bed was shaking. Or was that just another of my imagination?
Monday, July 16, 2007
Earthquake Day Meal
Earthquake Hit Niigata
this is what I was actually doing when the earthquake hit me
this is what happened at 10.13am (GMT+9) this morningSunday, July 15, 2007
Weekend Cooking Continues
Japanese Samba - Baseball
random pics
some light practices while Liefer (#40) is cleaning his bat
the ball, which I later got Liefer to autograph on it
random pics during the game
game over
team Giants celebrating their victory
waiting the player to come out anxiously
Jeff Leifer from team Goodwill
Who they think they are? Buta ar? If the supporters are not behind the team, they are nothing. I wonder why am I ranting here. Beside this baseball ground, there is a swimming pool complex. But I won't be drowning myself here, unless they provide a baby pool. At least I will be able to swim along with the babies.
But I know, once I entered the tiny pool, the water will be splashed out and those pity babies will run for their life, thinking a tsunami has hit their pool. There are also stalls being set up selling souvenirs. 
I went to the stalls and check out what's in store. Guess what I saw? I got to know that the mascot for team Giants is Giabbit - a rabbit, just like me.
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