Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Calvin's 12 Layer
Sunday, July 29, 2007
Happy Birthday, Mi

Satay Is Much Better Than Sushi
When you are married, making kids should be a normal process. When your kids have been made, surely you got to name them. As the Japanese will usually use the guy's surname for their kids, so generally, I will be using Ong for my kids. But then, of course she would want to have some Japanese taste in the name. Lets say I name my child as Yuki Ong. Join them together and you will get YuKiong. Sounds like 'You Kiong!'
Size does matter after all. You see, Japanese are generally short. Having said that, there are of course tall ones. As I have mentioned before this, I wouldn't want to have a wife which don't even reach my chest. That will surely men-siasueh-kan both of us. Both of us will looked abnormal. One too short, another one too long. One of the hard part will be when we are walking. My elephant one step will easily be her hamster three steps. Even if I walk a little bit faster, she will be having a 100 metre race on her own.
There will surely no other better reason than this. Communication problem within both of us shouldn't be a big problem even if she fail her England because I can still use my half-passed Japanese. Worst come to worst, we will just be using sign language. But problem crops out when she talk with my parents. I did ask my parents before this how if I really get a Japanese wife eventually.
Saturday, July 28, 2007
Tomato Chicken


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Will You Do This For Your Sweetheart?

Friday, July 27, 2007
Sado Island - Special Edition (The Return Of The Parrot)
Thursday, July 26, 2007
New Term Of Stress Management
noun (plural stress·es)
Definition:
1. strain felt by somebody: mental, emotional, or physical strain caused, e.g. by anxiety or overwork. It may cause such symptoms as raised blood pressure or depression.
DoDo says (9:32 PM):
oi, is that a donkey???
wat da heck!!!
donkey looks like another animal ler
like dog
but oso like a cat
DoDo says (9:37 PM):
ur elephant, trunk cacat one
DoDo says (9:37 PM):
horse???
omg
i thought its an elephant
since when horse got such nose????
DoDo says (9:37 PM):
don make me laugh
i juz had my dinner
omg
damn funny lar u
lucky i din on mic now
else u would be hearing me laugh laugh laugh
DoDo says (9:38 PM):
omg
wat a goat
cacat mia
wats that
like cat mata menonjol
DoDo says (9:39 PM):
omg ..i cant stop laughing
DoDo says (9:39 PM):
lembu???
wait
monkey!!!!!!!!!!!!
DoDo says (9:40 PM):
omg
oi oi oi
stop
i cant stop laughing
DoDo says (9:40 PM):
monkey - crocodile face geh
DoDo says (9:40 PM):
hey hey hey
stop it!!!
i cant stop laughing here man
stomach damn churning now
DoDo says (9:41 PM):
wat orang utan
i c nth
whc part look like orang utan
DoDo says (9:41 PM):
omg
japjapp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stop it
my hands r shaking when i type
DoDo says (9:42 PM):
omg ..
wat !!!!!!!!!!!
isnt it the same with niao
the mouth???!!!!!!!!
like sinyu
DoDo says (9:43 PM):
omg ..
i cant stoplaughing
oi..
i anot type laeio
my hands rshoihking
DoDo says (9:44 PM):
y all the head muz be that way
all mata cacat one
DoDo says (9:45 PM):
wat da heck
tikus???
DoDo says (9:45 PM):
wat da!!!!!!!!!!!!
this?!!!!!!!1
u called it umbrella???
more like a tree
DoDo says (9:46 PM):
vampire konon
like orange
DoDo says (9:46 PM):
whale got pimples mia
DoDo says (9:46 PM):
like fish bone
DoDo says (9:47 PM):
u good u good
DoDo says (9:47 PM):
make me laughing non stop
DoDo says (9:47 PM):
wats yak???
obese cat ar?
DoDo says (9:47 PM):
hey later make sure u scroll up n laugh it urself
hahaha
damn funny mia
Here's the complete evaluation I got for my drawings. A: like an apple
B: like a babi
C: a cat with boobs
D: donkeycat look
E: cacat egg
E: elephant doing its ballet dance tip toeing. why fat n short legs?
F: flower yang dah layu
G: goatcat tail. wat happen to its mouth?
H: horsedick face. why got such nose?
I: island. ok lar, pass
J: no idea
K: same like the goatcat tail look
L: aint knw wat that was. got whiskers somemore
M: doesnt seem like a monkey to me
N: ok lar, pass la. juz hate that mouth, like sinyu from doreamon
O: the worst. aint knw whc part of it like orang utan
P: like chu pa jiet
Q: dat duck seems like wana learn how to fly wit its short wings
R: lagi funny. obese rabbit sitting in a cat basket
S: like snake suffer from brain tumour ar
T: tikus. the teeth cacat one
U: umbrella more like a tree to me
V: vampire konon. seems like those orange or pacman
W: whale wit zits
X: x-ray. more like a fish bone
Y: yak no idea. more like an obese cat to me
Z: zebra. yeah with those lines drawn but the mouth? its chin cacat mia, jaw line not good issit? the face, terkelengtong! What do you think? Any new comments to add to my drawings?
Supper During Exam
Muffin, a bread which I have already had a few bites on it, umeshu jelly (some kind of sake flavoured jelly but taste sweet). Last but not least, a packet of drink. I got this lion thing.
mine on the left while my friend's bunny is on the right
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Hope You Are Well


Last time I sent email about Registration Form to you all and I received inquiry
what form I am mentioning... This time I attach "The Form".
I think most of students in Japan have already submitted it to Embassy
Just in case you have not submitted, please send us. Thank you very much. Funahashi
Embassy of Malaysia You all? Is that a direct translation from anda semua? Or maybe "お前全て" (Omae subete)? Is that actually a formal English? This time I attach "The Form". Doesn’t that sound so kiddy? It is like when my Art teacher used to tell us, Teacher: Okay boys, you know what we will draw today?
We: Dunno teacher…
Teacher: This time we draw "The Cow"! Anyway, he actually saved the best for the last. Please send us. Send them? But send them where? Pluto? This is what I call Janglish!
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
Stardy The Right Way
Ber-swimming-swimming using feather,
Ber-pain-pain sin,
Ber-kacang putih later. Still remember that? To be honest, I've started star-dying two weeks ago. But what I can say is that it almost came to nothing as up until last night, I will talk with the book for a few minutes (30 minutes being the most) and I will turn myself to my laptop next to me for the next few hours. Few minutes of star-dy, then a few hours of online-ing. That is why I put it as star-dy, instead of study. I guess I see stars more when I try my best to hit the books. Not saying that I'm kiasu or kiasi, but I know that just cannot continue like that. My exam is just two days away. Minus today, it will be only one. Tomorrow is going to be my D-Day. My DADA-Day (ask me if you want to know what that means). Eventually, I took the last resort. I didn't throw my lappie away. That was close, but I just can't do it to my lover. I know I can't live without it. So from last night, I unplugged all the wires and lock my laptop in the bag, then kept it out of my sight. It really worked. I managed to concentrare more, at least much more compared to before this. That is why if you might have noticed, I was offline for almost the whole of last night. One of my friend even thought that another earthquake had cut the internet line here. But I also got limits la. In the end, when it was close to midnight, I still took it out to online a while. Tonight will be the same again. I will be even stricter to myself. I will apply a self-ban to MSN, all chatbox and blog (even my own blog). Tomorrow I will start getting my brain deep fried. I just hope I will go through it nicely. Once I am done with it, then I can really enjoy myself this summer. Wish me luck in my finals!
Monday, July 23, 2007
J-English Speed Limit

Sunday, July 22, 2007
Experiment When You Cook

Saturday, July 21, 2007
Another Weekend Of Cooking
Then put them in the oven and baked it for about 8 to 10 minutes. Make sure you have a look at them from time to time in case they become rentung. As a side dish, I just fried some asparagus and that's my lunch for today.
Calvin's personal rating: 5/10
As for dinner, I changed wind and turned to Japanese dish. After the not very successful fried rice ala Japanese last night, I replaced the rice with noodles. I made yaki soba for my dinner. Again, it was quite a simple dish to prepare it. The ingredients are pork, cut cabbage, carrots and some mushrooms. Fried it like our normal mee goreng and you will get something like this.
焼きそば (Yaki soba)
This must be one of the simplest yet delicious meal I've prepared so far. Trust me, it really taste good!
Calvin's personal rating: 8/10Friday, July 20, 2007
Japanese Fried Rice

Ogenkidesuka Tortoise-khun?

Thursday, July 19, 2007
Let Me Pass For Once
Q: He where from?
A: Dunno la.
Q: He name how spell?
A: Dunno wat D-O-N-K-E- something la.
Q: Your first time ar?
A: Nola, few times liao.
Q: Number wat time liao?
A: Forget liao la. Cong chi, many la! Sounds like a rape victim under some interrogation, no? In case you don't know what interrogation is, I'll put it simple. It's soal siasat. Anyway, let me proceed to the second one.
Chapter 2
Q: You like what kind of girl?
A: Eh, why you ask? Dowan tell can onot?
Q: Then, your favourite girl in your class you dun like?
A: Got one girl nia wor.
Q: How you think of her ler?
A: Aiyak, like chameleon lidat lo.
Q: Eh, why chameleon? You like chameleon isit?
A: You siao ah? Of course no la. I like watermelon lagi best! Before I continue with the next one, one thing I'm very sure so far is that I will fare better this time compared to the last. I've used all those words given. What do you think? Okay or not? Can pass ar this time? P/S: I hope you can help me on this as soon as possible as this ass is due on Friday (tomorrow) at 2359. Thanks a lot!
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
8 (5) Random Facts About Me
- Each blogger must post these rules first.
- Each blogger starts with eight random facts/habits about themselves.
- Bloggers that are tagged need to write on their own blog about their eight things and post these rules.
- At the end of your blog, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names.
- Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’re tagged, and to read your blog.
- I like wantan mee very much. Don't ask me why but I just like them. Whenever I got back from KL everytime, my parents will surely either take me to the wantan mee stall or ta pao for me even by the time I reached Taiping, it's already 1am!
- I'm allergic to dust. That is why I don't like cleaning the room. It's not that I'm lazy or what. It's just because when I do those cleaning stuff which has dust on them, I will aa-choo (sneeze?) for sure. When I start aa-choo, then it will continue for the whole day!
- I don't watch anime nor read manga. I know this should surprise one or two of you, but even though I'm in Japan at the moment, I just not into these stuff. Again, don't ask me why. At least I watch Doreamon though ^.^
- I have huge feet. My shoe size is 10. In Japan, it will be around size 30 or 31 (cm). That makes me have a hard time everytime I go shopping for shoes. First thing I will look will be the size, instead of the design or price. That should answer you, Jaecy.
- I just feel that I must put this down again. I don't play basketball. Period.
- I said I'll only do 5 random facts about myself, did I? This will be an extra one. After living on this planet for 7404 days, I experienced my first big M6.6 earthquake two days ago.
I guess I will go against one of the rules above. I will break Rule #5 as I decided not to tag anyone this time although I have targeted someone before this.
So, Michelle, thank your lucky stars as you get lucky this time.
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Daijoubu?
そうですね。それは初めての経験でした。
だから、最初は「それは地震だ」のが分かりませんでした。
何秒もの後で、気づきました。
その時、私はチャットしていました。
私も地震の後テレビを見て、起こった被害にびっくりしました。
先生は安心してください。
皆さんは大丈夫です。:)
Was so (Yalor). That was (my) first experience.
So, at first, "That's an earthquake" thing (I) never knew about it.
Few seconds after, (I) realised (about it).
That time, I was chatting.
I also, earthquake after, watched TV, shocked with the damage.
Sensei please be relieve.
Everybody (here) are okay.
マレーシアのニュースでもこの地震について大きく報道されていました。
きっとカルヴィンさんのご家族も心配されたことでしょうね。
マレーシアにはこんなにひどい地震がないので、きっととても恐ろしく思うと思います。
日本中どこでも同じです、いつも地震の心配がありますから。
台風4号(正しい?)もひどかったようですね。
本当に気を付けてね。
きっと安心するでしょう。 :)
では、またね!
Even in Malaysian news, it was widely reported about this earthquake.
(I'm) sure Calvin's family were also worried, right?
In Malaysia, as there's no such terrible earthquake, (I) think sure (you was) really fearful.
The whole Japan, wherever it is, it's the same thing. Always the possibility of an earthquake is there.
Typhoon #4 (Correct?) seemed to be terrible too, right?
Be really careful, okay?
(I'm) sure (they will be) relieved.
Okay, see you!
大丈夫でしたか?
根津先生へのメールによると、あまり怖くなかったようですが、驚いたでしょう?
留学生はみんな大丈夫ですか。
授業は続けられるのですか。
ライフラインは大丈夫ですか?
マレーシアのご家族もさぞ心配なさっていることと思います。
地震に関しては、日本中どこにも安全な場所はないので、地震を経験するのもやむを得ないことですが、できれば経験したくないですよね。
大きい余震もあると思います。(日本事情で勉強したように)十分に気をつけてくださいね。
外の人たちにも高田が心配していたとお伝え下さい。
地震の被害がなくてよかったですね。
でもこわかったでしょう。広島ではぜんぜん揺れを感じませんでした。
マレーシアの家族には連絡しましたか。学校も寮も被害がなくて
本当によかったけど、まだ余震がある可能性があるそうですから、
どうぞ気をつけてください。
ぜひ広島に来るときは、連絡してください。カルヴィンさんに会えるのが
とても楽しみです。
では、カルヴィンさんの安全をお祈りしています。
小竹 直子
Spooked Like A Tiger That Went Meow

"Your place is shaking? Oh my fingers are shaking too. Faster take you laptop with you to keep you company!"
"Ohh volcano is erupting in my place! The lavas getting nearer and nearer! Help!!"
Very 'funny'. But I understand. I will do that too if someone suddenly said an earthquake is happening. There was a few who really believed me at that time. One of them is Dodo. Remember her? Dodo the bird!
For the most of the rest of the day, she was the one who open the consultation centre for me although it was a public holiday. And you know what, it was FOC. Even better, there was an OT for the consultation. Where can you find such consultation centre in the whole universe, right?
The Calvin that chatted in MSN yesterday was totally different. Just ask anyone who chatted to me yesterday. I had tons of spelling errors. When I said tons, I really mean it. 'Do me reports' became 'do my reposts' and 'ic ic' became 'ic uc'. Almost every time, I got to re-type my message. As a result, we ended up talking a new language called Tamdre. It is actually a mixture between Tamil and Andre.
Here is part of the crap we had.
DoDo says: well, at least i don speak tamil with u!
DoDo says: later u lagi blur ler, how?
calvin says: dei, tamil yen neh sapre deh?
DoDo says: deh na neh pun neh neh!
calvin says: dei, tamil tarak boleh ciakap, dei tamil saperse!
DoDo says: dell tamil hamil hamik mil mil mil!
calvin says: dei, tamil tarak boleh ciakap, jiangan ciakap tamil sama andre!
DoDo says: andre, andre, hi pa hipa andre andre!
calvin says: dei, lu betui betui bolieh ciakap tamil ka?
DoDo says: abuthe dei! dei andre nathan neh andre neha dil dei huh?
calvin says: porah!! dei tamil dunno, lagi mau ciakap!
OMG! Did you really went through that? Even if you did, please tell me that you don't understand what we were talking or rather ketam-ing about above.
That was just one of the lesson I got from Dodo's EQ Aftermath Consultation Centre. A Tamdre-ing lesson. I also got a singing lesson and also a terbalik-ing words lesson. Sounds cool right? I bet no matter how traumatized you might be after any disaster, this centre will sure have the remedy to cure you.
If not for the EQ-CPR on me for the whole day yesterday, I guess by now, I would be in Tanjung Manggis.
P/S: There were still some small aftershock quake throughout the night yesterday. Even when I hit the bed at 2am, there were still shakes. I felt the bed was shaking. Or was that just another of my imagination?
Monday, July 16, 2007
Earthquake Day Meal
Earthquake Hit Niigata


Sunday, July 15, 2007
Weekend Cooking Continues
Japanese Samba - Baseball













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