Friday, July 4, 2008

Hairy Balls Tournament

A ball game tournament, or should I simply put it as a sports carnival was held in my college today, which meant no classes for today. Despite so, I still got myself out of my bed early to have my attendance taken in the indoor gymnasium, where the opening ceremony took place simultaneously. Well, the ceremony was super short and fast, with the head of the Sports Division of the Student Council announcing a simple line of, "I hereby announce the Sports Carnival for the year 2008 open officially", but in Japanese, of course. As my futsal game didn't start that early, I got back first and had a short chat with Syaza.
Update: My class didn't win the futsal tournament, but we managed to progress until the semi-final, a huge improvement from our result last year when we went out in the first game. And I got a goal in the first game as well - a tap in ala Fernando Torres in the EURO '08 final.
  • First round: vs Electrical Engineering (E5) - won by bye
  • Second round: vs Mechanical Engineering (M1) - won 2-0
  • Quarter-final: vs Major Engineering (Ac2) - drew 0-0 (won by penalty 8-7)
  • Semi-final: vs Civil Engineering (Ci3) - lost 0-1
I was so furious because one of the opponent handled the ball (hand balled) just moments before they scored their winning goal. So, I approached the referee and exchanged some words with him and questioned him about his decision, even though I know there is a fat chance he will overturn his decision. But I was just voicing out my dissatisfaction. Nothing wrong about that, right? Haha, luckily I wasn't shown a red card ;)
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This is how the futsal tournament unfolded.
Anyway, putting that aside and back to the main point. From the conversation we had, I came to a conclusion that when you are trying to talk some serious talk with somebody, never do it in the morning 'coz that is the time when they can be really blur, just like how the conversation below:
Calvin: pergi kelas
syaza -alin-: nope, don't have
syaza -alin-: kosen taikai, kan? (it's the college's sports carnival, right?)
Calvin: sou sou (yup)
Calvin: asal same jer? (why all same one?)
Calvin: ours is 球技大会 (ours is kyuugi-taikai - ball-game tournament)
syaza -alin-: duhh, sume orang pun kosen (all also in college wert!)
syaza -alin-: ape tu? kyuu what? (what's that? "Kyuu" what?)
Calvin: kyuugi
Calvin: main bebola (play balls)
syaza -alin-: ape kah itu? (what's that?)
Calvin: main bebola (play balls)
Calvin: tak paham? (you don't get it?)
syaza -alin-: kat fukushima, badminton, sakka, bare (in fukushima, there's badminton, soccer and volleyball)
syaza -alin-: x paham main bebola (i dun understand play balls)
Calvin: hmm
Calvin: korang main bebola dan tumbuh bulu yer? (you guys play balls and grow hair hor?)
Calvin: kitorang main bebola jer (we only play balls)
Calvin: now understand?
syaza -alin-: tak, tak paham (nope, stil don't get it)
Calvin: badminton= guna bulu tangkis=tumbuh bulu (badminton uses shuttlecocks and grow hairs)
Calvin: sakka n bare= guna bola-bola, hence main bebola (soccer and volleyball use balls, hence we play balls)
syaza -alin-: so ur kosen main bola apa? (so your college plays what balls?)
Calvin: bola sendiri (our own balls)
syaza -alin-: ooo
syaza -alin-: korang lawan sesama kelas? (you guys competed against other classes izit?) <--- compare our balls izit? lols
Calvin: sou (yup)
syaza -alin-: ooo
syaza -alin-: ko main apa? (you play what then?)
Calvin: bola sendiri (my own balls)
Calvin: kan dah cakap (i've told you, right?)
syaza -alin-: ye la (yes, but...)
syaza -alin-: sakka ke, bare ke (either it's soccer, volleyball, or...)
Calvin: aku ada sepasang bola jer (i only have a pair of balls)
Calvin: mana ada macam-macam bola (where got so many kinds of balls?)
syaza -alin-: so, sebenarnye u main bola apa? (so, actually you play what ball?) <--- walao, can be this blur or not?
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Try spotting the ball. This is too simple already.
You see la this girl, she still could ask me this kind of question. Confirmed that she is in a lost, right? So, I didn't what to pwn her any further and tried to drop her some hint that I am just trying to crack a lame joke.
Calvin: ish budak ni (aiyo this kid)
Calvin: sajer buat bodoh yer? (purposely act innocent isit?)
syaza -alin-: x (nope)
syaza -alin-: betul la, kosen taikai (correct la)
syaza -alin-: but ur school main sendiri2, kan? (but your school play with oneself, right?) <--- this sound so wrong hahaha
Calvin: innocent sial
Calvin: baru bangkit dr tido ker? (you just woke up isit?)
Calvin: blur btul (so blur one)
syaza -alin-: x, lama dah (nope, long time ago dy)
syaza -alin-: syah main gak? dia gakka pe? (syah play too? he's in what course?)
Calvin: sumer main (everyone's playing)
Calvin: kawalan (control)
syaza -alin-: ooo
syaza -alin-: girls?
Calvin: girl mane ader bola (girls where got balls)
Calvin: macam mane nak main? (how to play?)
syaza -alin-: nihonjin x main netball (japanese don't play netball)
syaza -alin-: plek betul (so weird)
Calvin: kan dah cakap, main bola sendiri (like i said, play with our own balls only)
syaza -alin-: eh, budak laki jer leh amek bola? (eh, only the guys playing?)
syaza -alin-: budak pompuan x leh? (girls cannot?)
syaza -alin-: nape camtu plak? (why like that one?)
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The principal of my college, reflecting on his team who had lost. Actually he was there to watch the game, but nobody was dare enough to approach him.
She took a breather and try tried to figure out what I 'd just told her, only for her to give me this reply.
syaza -alin-: ooo... korang ada bola sendiri (ooo... you guys have own balls)
syaza -alin-: beli (bought them)
syaza -alin-: kata la awal2 (say la earlier)
Calvin: you know what?
Calvin: you are either, blur kao kao, or sajer buat bodoh (you are either damn super blur, or purposely act innocent)
syaza -alin-: korang main sesame ryuugakusei r? (you guys play among international students?)
syaza -alin-: ooo,wakatta (ooo, i got it ady)
Calvin: apa yg ko paham (what you understand?)
syaza -alin-: mana ada x paham (where got blur)
syaza -alin-: betul la (correct la)
Calvin: tell me what you understand
syaza -alin-: e? (huh?)
syaza -alin-: hari ini cuti (today's holiday)
syaza -alin-: pastu budak laki beli bola sendiri, main sesame (then, the guys buy their own balls, play among themselves) <--- haha wtf
syaza -alin-: girls x main (girls didn't play)
syaza -alin-: end
Calvin: you are the most genius creature ever to grace this planet
syaza -alin-: hahahahahahahaha
syaza -alin-: blah la calvin (porah!)
syaza -alin-: pepagi buta nak cakap kotor (blind morning want to talk dirty stuff dy)
syaza -alin-: rosak otak (will spoil the brain only la)
Calvin: see, i told you dy
Calvin: sajer buat bodoh jer =.= (purposely act innocent only)
syaza -alin-: hahahaha
syaza -alin-: sian calvin~
syaza -alin-: kena pwned pepagi (early morning got pwned dy)
syaza -alin-: moral: jgn cakap kotor di pagi hari (morale of the story: never talk dirty in the morning)
Haha, kena pwned kao kao already still can offer me a lesson of Pengetahuan Moral. Ladies and gentlemen, when you are in need of someone to release your tension and stress, you should now know where you ought to head to ;)

18 comments:

amalina said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA!
tah paper korang dua org!

syaza said...

weyh! i tau sudah ok, awal-awal..just that nak make u stop cakap dirty stuffs, so saya membuat lencongan disitu..waaahhhh..im genius!!

Joyce said...

This goes to show that Calvin is the most bo liaw ham sap dude on earth. Or are all dudes just like that. Hahaha.....


Syaza, Congrats to ya for bulaking him teruk teruk.

Ham sap dudes deserve no mercy. Muahahaha...

syaza said...

calvin boleh kena saman ni..sekuhara..bahaya tau~

Anonymous said...

hey calvin ..didnt noe u talk tiz kind of tingz 1 during secondary sch..lokz like u reli change a lot.
n da conversation is freaking funny.

~~chung min here~~

calvin said...

@ amalina:
syaza started it first.
i only followed suit ^^

calvin said...

@ syaza:
but your lencongan seemed to make a 180 degree turn and return to you in the end. that means your road sign is not that good yet. you should make friend with our oh-so-infamous ex-works minister, uncle samy vellu ;)

calvin said...

@ joyce:
that is what differentiates us from the opposite species of ours. i am just wondering two things here.

what is "bo liaw" and "bulaking"?

calvin said...

@ syaza:
oh yea, i just received your surat saman this morning xD

calvin said...

@ chungmin:
omfg, you actually read my blog?
you know what? you gave me a huge surprise when i saw your comments here :)

haha, you don't say like that la.
later people will be wondering what i used to be during those secondary years >.<

syaza said...

calvin bulaking again..mana ada saya mulakan dulu?

MeLia said...

funny conversation.... haha.. :D LOL..p/s cant left message on the chat box... smthing wrong with the pc i used... keep on blogging.... ^_^

K3ViN said...

adoi... i laugh until fall down from chair wor..... dame funny lor.... pura pura berlakon seperti little kids nia haha

calvin said...

@ syaza:
what is bulaking? o.O

calvin said...

@ melia:
i didn't know it will end up like that, but glad you enjoyed it xD
weird. maybe something is wrong with your internet connection that time ;)

calvin said...

@ k3vin:
did you fall down from your chair in the end? =P

K3ViN said...

yup..... haha..... dame funny nia :P

calvin said...

@ k3vin:
haha, then very paiseh lor hor.
i didn't mean to make you fall from your chair =P