Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Tulan - Hilarious Version

As you would know, I do not have a 24-hour internet line in my kosen. The internet line in my kosen is only from 6 in the morning until 12 midnight daily. I call the moment the line is cut as ETL. ETL was created by Calvin some time ago, and I thought it was not a bad good idea. ETL actually stands for Estimated Time Left/Leaving. So next time if I say ETL, I hope no one will ask me what does it mean again.
No, I am not tulan because of that ETL thing. Well, not totally, but a bit lah.
Those above are not my main point of this entry. Now, let me start off what I should be tulan-ing on. If you are a frequent reader of Kenny Sia, you should have came across this entry. I never thought that these tulan things will ever happen to me.
Afterall, who will ever want to use my professional amateur photos and benefit from them, right? But it took a major turn last night. At 23:50, just 10 minutes before my ETL, my cousin Reena MSN-ed me.
慧仪 ♥love.strength.unity.myg . × says (11:50 PM):
SOMETHING TO SHOW U LOL
And she send me a file, which I accepted and when I opened it, guess what I got?
Masterpiece
She told me that she print-screened our conversation one time ago, copied and pasted, and saved the pic as a file of future use. She used my kiddy-type masterpiece drawing and edited it by adding her chio cropped photo at the side, and used it as her wallpaper, without even asking for my permission. This is something we called breaching someone's copyright, no?
I know I made Mingrong tulan-ed in this entry. And immediately the next day, I paid for the price. Just one word to Reena. You made me TULAN-ed!
P/S: Haha! Reena, actually you made my day night lah. I never knew my drawing will go all the way until Perth. I was laughing my ass off for almost 10 minutes, non-stop. I kid you not. I had never laughed out like that before for some time already. Thanks ^.-
By the way, don't ask me what animal I drew. I give you guys here the chance to guess what animal is that. Just one clue though, it is another one of the genetically modified animal I came out with ^.^

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

The Very Best Of PPKTJ's Water Fish

I got this email from someone familiar. It was a forwarded email and I was thinking to ignore it. But I didn't know what that kept on telling me to open it. The subject was Humour.
Here is the short message from the email.
did these when i was bored. hope to add some laughter to everybody's almost routine daily boring kosen life.
P/S: dont send it to Mingrong please, he may kill me.
Here presenting you, Mingrong a.k.a. PPKTJ's Water Fish.

LMR

EDITED: Due to some protest by the victim person itself, I decided to stop here and take down the rest of the entry. If I made you tulan Mingrong, I make a public apology here. Don't p*** me already, okay? And don't sue me either. I got no money ^.-
By the way, here is a wishing to all of you out there:
HAPPY MOONCAKE FESTIVAL 2007
I miss my mooncakes.
Mooncake
And of course, my squirrel lantern!
Lantern