Naughty Jokes

Here are some (naughty) jokes to make the day alive. Enjoy them!

An Arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
"Your name please"
"Abdul Aziz"
"Sex?"
"Six times a week!!"
"No, no, I mean male or female!"
"Doesn't matters, sometimes even camel"

Twins were born, but he could not sleep for the whole night. Why??
He kept wondering who is the father of the second child.

Teacher : What do you want to become?
Lil Johnny : Doctor!!
Teacher : Why?
Lil Johnny : Coz it's the only profession where you can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.

Woman complaining to dentist: It's so painful, I'd rather have a baby than have a tooth removed.

Dentist : Make up your mind soon! I'll adjust the chair accordingly.

75 year old man got married to a 15 yr girl. On their first night both were crying. Why??
Coz she didn't know anything, and he had forgotten everything.

An old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. She wanted her tombstone to read: 'BORN
A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN'.
The engraver shortened it to 'RETURNED UNOPENED'