It was halfway midway through my MSN conversation with Kok Hong the other night and I saw his private message was "why did the grass stop growing?". So, here is the rest of the conversation we had which lead one thing to another until it ended up with a story about hat. Wondering what that hat is all about? Then read on, but I warn you beforehand that you better prepare a roll of tissue by your laptop or you might mess up the place. Don't say I never warned you first arh!
Calvin: u grow grass in ur room?
Calvin: and pls say hi to ur spongebob (He just pasted a Spongebob poster on the wall just opposite his study table recently)
Kok Hong: you wanna see him?
Kok Hong: i can turn on webcam
Calvin: can can
Kok Hong is inviting you to start viewing webcam. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation? *clicked on Accept* You have accepted the invitation to start viewing webcam.
So after he turned on his webcam, I got to see his Spongebob in between the shadow of a dark room insufficient of light.
Calvin: so scary wei
Calvin: no moving samo
Calvin: like stationary nia
Kok Hong: spongebob is gay (so, he started to innitiate something else)
Calvin: isit?
Calvin: no wonder he's always together with patrick
Calvin: i think they make a perfect couple
Kok Hong: i have another sponge here and he's having oral sex (as if he still had not enough of accusing poor Spongebob)
Calvin: wtf
Calvin: with who?
When I asked him who was the Spongebob having oral sex with, he showed me a brownish cylindrical shape of something which I was not sure of and moved it around the opening of Spongebob's mouth wtf. It didn't look like a finger at all and I was still figuring out what was that thing.
Sorry for the poor pasar malam image quality 'coz I just print screen the image.
Calvin: ur sausage ka? (pun unintended)
Kok Hong: banana la
Calvin: why banana brown wan?
Kok Hong: yellow la
Calvin: i saw like brownish nia
Kok Hong: brown cos of shadow la
Calvin: oooo
Just to confirm that it was indeed a banana and NOT something else.
Not enough with that, he tried to spice up the night even more by asking me another question soon afterwards.
Kok Hong: you wanna see boys taking shower?
Kok Hong: the window is opened
Calvin: tipu wan lor (I was trying to apply reverse phsychology wtf)
Kok Hong: don't believe?
Kok Hong: i show you
Kok Hong: wait
Kok Hong: have to switch off lights first
Calvin: sure lame thing wan
Calvin: i know wan
Wondering what I saw the next moment?
Yea, I can see a naked boy rubbing his down there with a soap =.=
Kok Hong: too far
Kok Hong: lol
Calvin: use binocular
Kok Hong: this? (I was only suggesting about using a binocular out of randomness and he showed me his binocular wtf)
Now I know why is he so busy every nights.
Calvin: yes, that
He put his binocular in front of his webcam and as expected, I see nothing but a black screen wtf.
Calvin: hitam hitam wan (I am referring to the black screen of the webcam and not the boys having shower)
Kok Hong: too bad la
Kok Hong: can't see
Calvin: yealor
Calvin: u go let ur spongebob continue his blowjob
Calvin: he's waiting
And so, he continued to give his Spongebob his blowjob and this time it got even wilder and more erotic. You will know what I mean if you saw how he moved his banana around that area.
The movement was way too orgasmic wild that one-third of the screen got censored.
Calvin: why bengkang-bengkok wan?
Kok Hong: erection ma
Calvin: wtf
Calvin: erected one is straight ok
Kok Hong: got bengkok also la (yeala, bengkok only when someone is mati pucuk right?)
Kok Hong: all all sorts one la
Kok Hong: lu jakun ah?
Kok Hong: haha
Calvin: i dunno wor
Kok Hong: then i don't know also
Some time afterwards, I messaged him again.
Calvin: cum already arh ur banana?
Kok Hong: nola
Kok Hong: not ripe yet
Kok Hong: so its ok
See lah, his reply is damn lame, right? Banana couldn't cum because it was not ripe yet wtf. Like that, an over-ripe banana will never be able to make babies with papayas lah, right? But if you think carefully, that idea is not wrong either. I mean the banana which cannot cum, not over-ripe banana making babies with papayas, okay. Anyway, as if the conversation on this topic would never end, he sent me a drawing that he drew on MSN like this;
With a message, "Don't forget your hat"
23 comments:
aik... binoculars is from my drawer and before you asked for it i already got it prepared for you...
nabeh. u guys are soo.. typical. =_=
@ kok hong:
you understand me too well. anyway, i'm wondering what else do you keep inside your drawer.
@ reena:
yes, at least it is much better than girls who are more interested in shopping and gossiping all day long =.=
wtf.... lol...
oh i pity the showering boy. He doesn't even know he has been on an erotic website! lol
LOL~~~ hilarious!! Is your friend really gay?
@ specialhuman:
i know the only thing you look for are erotic materials when you come here everytime =)
@ pikey:
i will leave that question to the person involved to answer it ;)
sigh.. again...
as long as someone here knows i'm not...
hah... no cbox there in his blog.. i was bout to tell him there on the spot..
wah..... u both really 2free nothing 2 do... go n peek a poor little boy tat dont know he have become a subject u both discuss lor.... haha very funny lah ur fre :P
maha bodoh. hahahahaha.
i LOLed at the binoculars part.
and i never knew that banana is mexican judging from the hat pic.
@ kok hong:
i don't see anyone here coming forward and state your claim though. never mind, the truth is out there, somewhere in your room xD
@ k3vin:
that is what i call "taking a break from studies". we didn't get to see even a strand of his hair, so why are you calling him a "poor little boy"?
@ pinksterz:
yes, that banana is a mexican, married to an anglo-asian 'coz it's thin and long wtf. and he is maha sweet xD
haha... i tot u both go see something mah :P haha pai sei nia :P
kh like to use banana and binocular when you desperate?
calvin, learn from him la u.....but cannot la if u use banana...den a bit waste cos.....u only eligible for lily! hehe....LOL
anyway, becareful on wat i said and show u....beware of u or else u will copy n paste in ur blog n show~~~ den...finish! hehe
@ k3vin:
yea, we got to see one black spot =.=
@ kokahkok:
yea, and that is why i always have at least a banana next to me to counter him. i don't have a pair of binoculars though.
of course i won't print screen, copy and paste something when that person realises it. i only do that when they least expect it =P
sibeh lanjiao farnie
@ rojakrojak:
whose lanjiao is farnie? spongebob's right? ;)
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