Sunday, January 27, 2008

Horny Impersonater

"i think someone is trying to impersonte u,
posting sexual links..."
MSN message that I got
out of the blue yesterday
The full conversation went something like this:
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❤ 慧仪 @ www.reenybob.blogspot.com says (3:58 PM):
i think someone is trying to impersonte u on my blog cbox, not the other calvin, but there A NEW ONE, posting sexual links saying its ur new website etc etc
calvin says (3:58 PM):
lolz
wat link?
u got a secret admirer d la

❤ 慧仪 @ www.reenybob.blogspot.com says (4:02 PM):
I check the ip address, its from china sia
u go cbox n see

calvin says (4:03 PM):
hold on
wats the ip

❤ 慧仪 @ www.reenybob.blogspot.com says (4:03 PM):
211.12.201.194
calvin says (4:04 PM):
sure its from china?
❤ 慧仪 @ www.reenybob.blogspot.com says (4:06 PM):
thats wat the ip adress thingy gave me
geobytes

calvin says (4:06 PM):
yea, its frm beijing
haha

❤ 慧仪 @ www.reenybob.blogspot.com says (4:06 PM):
tho dono if its reliable
so many calvin posers now lol
Bearing in mind that my finals is just barely less than a week away, I don't go chatting online with anyone nowadays, unless there is anything important. However, the moment my ka ch'ng MSN-ed me with that message, I know something must be wrong, somewhere. As far as my memory serves me correctly, I didn't simply post up any links related to pornography in anyone's blog before, until yesterday. So, I went into her blog to check out what she was referring to and immediately, it came to my surprise that there was a link, with my name posting a message in the chatbox which goes like this:
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calvin: here is the latest link to my blog ---> www.meatspin.com
Someone with the nickname "calvin" doesn't necessarily must be me, isn't it? Luckily she was smart enough to locate the person who was responsible for sending such sexual explicit message, by checking the IP address for that message before firing me without a concrete prove that it was one of my mischief again. The IP address locator indicated that it came from somewhere in Beijing.
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I was relieved, but at the same time felt weird, because I was wondering how on earth that the site showed that that IP address is from Beijing, when I was online-ing and sending that horny message in her chatbox from Nagaoka, Japan. That is 2,055 kilometers apart. Now, have you figured out who that impersonater was actually?
Yes, it was me who did it =D
*runs away to escape from ka ch'ng*

11 comments:

michelleg said...

notti notti...

kh said...

you're a chinaman whore?...lol

anyway, i think you hop around websites too much with your info exposed ..thats all..

now you know why i dont link my site when i comment here or in cbox..

Innocent^^Guy said...

I don't mind you going around displaying ur horny-ness. After all, you are only famous for 2 things...merajuk and horny.

But pls, nvr ever tarnish the name of Calvin. Calvin's are good people with great personality. People have a liking for their friendly and outgoing attitude. Most of them are extremely open minded but often mistaken as 'horny' when they touch on sexual issues, thanks to people like you who are stained by the budaya kuning from Japan....

michelleg said...

> shi han: lol..

calvin said...

@ michelleg:
=P

calvin said...

@ kok hong:
i have no idea whatsoever on how it indicated my ip address is from beijing. but me as a chinaman whore? never!

calvin said...

@ shi han:
haha, can you keep those stuff just between both of us? you don't have to mention it here actually, you know?

you can't blame me for getting myself ended up in japan. i never ask for it. anyway, i'm very sure you are open minded enough when i talk about sexual issues, don't you? =D

kh said...

and in the first place, how did you even type horny messages from your kosen? i thought the unhorny kanrisha will delete them,,,

calvin said...

@ kok hong:
i still able to post out whatever messages, no matter how many horns those messages have. they only block me if i try logging into some adult sites, for example the lifestyle section in msn.com:
http://lifestyle.msn.com/default.aspx

when i try logging into such sites, they will give me this message:

このページは「i-FILTER」によりブロックされました。
URL : http://lifestyle.msn.com/default.aspx
ブロック理由: ポルノ・アダルトサイト

they categorised it as a pornographic site. i guess i will never understand the japanese.

Reena said...

OH SO ITS REALLY YOU!
kns.
ill catch you one day *snigger*

calvin said...

@ reena:
yes, it was ME =D
come and catch me if you can. i am waiting here for you :)