Sunday, June 3, 2007

Your Age And Your Sex Life

Are you active in your sex life? Is it proportional to your age? Wanna try to see if your number of times per week is relative to your age? Or maybe it's inverse; better known as fungsi songsang.

You don't need to be a genius to calculate your 'fate'. The most you will be needing is a calculator (if you're really that poor in Maths that you always closed to 'collecting' those telur ayam in your primary school). So, you are 6 steps away from knowing the outcome. Here we go:

  1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have sex (choose a number 1 to 9 only).
  2. Multiply this number by 23.
  3. Add 54.
  4. Multiply it by 505.
  5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757. If you haven't, add 1756.
  6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number. The first digit of this was your original number (i.e: how many times you want to do it each week). Correct?

The next two numbers are YOUR AGE! (Oh yes, it is!)

P/S: Did you really thought that I'm going to give you a complete detailed report on your sex life? Hey, come on la! I'm not those tukang tilik at the kaki lima with crystal ball plus the astrology cards (puak kiau pai) that able to tell about what you do every night la!

1 comment:

SuwaN said...

hahaha, if life no sex? T.T