Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Lame Jokes

Yesterday hasn't be the best day for me in many ways. So, I'm posting this to cheer up not just myself, but anyone who's reading this as well. Have fun laughing away :)
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart and I got heart attack!
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU!
Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far!
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?
When your life is in darkness,
pray to God ask him to free u from darkness,
and if after you pray and you are still in darkness,
lease Pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too.
Not in cage but laughing at you!

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